TexasT's (texasts) wrote,

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were on the side of the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and little things just seem so funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a dwarf!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And that's how the fight started...

Tags: #jokes
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