TexasT's (texasts) wrote,

If You Stay in a Hotel for Business-trip

 Joe checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages".
He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself "Erotica," a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.
So Joe picks up his room phone and gives her a call.

"Hello?" a woman says. Wow, she sounded sexy.......

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.. Now,how does that sound?"

The woman answers, "That sounds fantastic; but for an outside line, Sir, you need to press 9."

Glommed from a colleague in Rotterdam.

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