TexasT's (texasts) wrote,
TexasT's
texasts

All the News that Fits...

Excuse me if I seem to be rambling on. Might be the meds...hahahahahahahahaha!

Oddly enough - Humor!
I must be feeling better...My sense of humor seems to be returning. I laughed out loud when I read these. Or it could be the meds....
Freely Stolen from the Oct '06 Readers Digest- All In a Days Work:

First one is for The Offspring:
A customer came into our coffee shop and ordered a pastry. "This my breakfast AND lunch," he told my co-worker.
"Oh," she said, " you're killing two birds with one scone."
Jill Stout
I'd just lobbied a Congressman in his Washinton, D.C. office when I stopped to use the rest room. After washing my hands, I stepped up to the dryer and noticed a note pasted to it. The note said, "Push button for a message from Congress."
Michael Brokovich

In Other TexasT's News:
Sent a note to my team today for the basket that I rec'd from them this afternoon! It's got plenty of fruit (which I need), cookies and such (which I don't, heh. But will be happy to take care of!), and Chocolate (which I most definitley DO need! ha)! V-e-d-d-y n-i-c-e!

Monday I had a septoplasty and turbinate surgery. Surgery seems to have gone well. But boy am I glad I shaved as I had a nosebleed all day and most of the night. What a mess that could have been. Yucky!

At any rate, kept me awake last night. Didn't sleep a wink. Still can't breathe out of my nose very well, but without the packing I removed this morning there is some improvement, but not much yet. I dozed on and off all day, thanks to meds from the doctor.

My nose is pretty swollen. "ad I soud like I hab a readdy bab code in my node" Heh!
 

Since I shaved, The Offspring says, "You probably look like you are in your 20's now."
I say,"Thank you! Yeah right..."  You know what they say about flattery...


Also, I don't understand why my ribcage feels like someone has been STANDING ON it!

I see the Doctor on Monday and hope to be back to work soon after that. But we will see what he says.

Oh yeah - in other news
I stopped smoking on Monday as well. I'm started on  "the patch" as well. So maybe this time I can make it stick! (pun intended) Seemed to work for a co-worker so...With the surgery and all - it just seemed like a good time...Probably a good thing I am by myself most of the day, eh?
davidoflondon - Thanks for that last bit of advise you gave me the last time I quit...


'nuff said!

PS Cross posted at: Sound Off by TexasT's
Tags: jokes, medical, nonsmoking, smoking
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 7 comments