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Why Men Don't Write Advise Columns


Dear Ted,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the
back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found
her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her
in bed, and began CPR.

When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him
and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I
asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job
six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave
him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I
can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Linda Fox

Dear Linda,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by
a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in
the fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum
lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself
is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor flow at
the chamber. I hope this helps.

Ted
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