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March 21st, 2007

Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."

Freely yanked from my friend BamaTex -  Who got it from somebody else - Thanks, Larry! You dirty old man, you!

Editorial Commentary by your friend and mine, TexasT's:
Yes, the romantic husband knows how to treat his wife...And it ain't like this!

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TexasT's Has Gone to the Dogs!

I knew it!

You Are Rowlf the Dog

Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."


Ummm - Except I don't play the piano....

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You Know You are Living in 2007 When

You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

*slowly raises his hand on this one*

In my defense I usually START the coffee first!

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