March 21st, 2007

almost_a_toon_Ts

The Romantic Husband Knows How to Treat his Wife!

Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."

Freely yanked from my friend BamaTex -  Who got it from somebody else - Thanks, Larry! You dirty old man, you!

Editorial Commentary by your friend and mine, TexasT's:
Yes, the romantic husband knows how to treat his wife...And it ain't like this!
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TexasT's Has Gone to the Dogs!

I knew it!

You Are Rowlf the Dog

Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."


Ummm - Except I don't play the piano....
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    What else? Beethoven!
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