May 8th, 2007

G'morning, Coffee

I Can See This (joke)

"You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?"

"I am 78," the man said.

"78!" remarked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year old."

"Well my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad, she would go into the kitchen to cool off and I would go outside for a walk to settle down," the man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

"I've pretty much led an outdoor life."
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