Yikes!
Horoscope: Aquarius
http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/aug-07-2007
It will soon become obvious to you that in a medical emergency, such as shattering your femur while cleaning out the attic, every month counts.
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Horoscope: Aquarius
http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/aug-07-2007
It will soon become obvious to you that in a medical emergency, such as shattering your femur while cleaning out the attic, every month counts.