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August 15th, 2007

A Stinker of a Family Heritage

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
 Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
 They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:
 Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
 She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and, subsequently
 married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced he Schitt-Happens wedding.
  The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them and say "oh yes I do!"

(Family History Recorded By Crock O.Schitt)

(and now you know the rest of the story)

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Casual Friday Not Withstanding

I Know It Is HOT Outside!

But it still is not okay to wear lounge wear to work! I saw an older lady (Well she was older than me) outside the building (and I know she works for the Big Clam) the other day who looked like she was ready to go to bed. PJ printed top and bottom. Matching (ooooooh!). And some of the tackiest looking flip flops I have ever seen. When was it (when I wasn't looking or maybe asleep...) that it became okay to wear this type of attire to work? What the fuck, people? You work for one of the largest multinational companies in the world, and this is the best you can do??
Haven't you got any respect? For your company? For your co-workers? For yourself?

I don't consider myself to be old school. But I'm continuously astounded by what people think is appropriate to wear to the office! I would never dream of wearing a pair of shorts to the office, much less sandals or flip-flops! Unless it was on the weekend. Maybe. Even then you'd be hard pressed to get me into a pair of shorts or sandals.

I Know I Swore Off These Things.

But hell...





You're Jurassic Park!

by Michael Crichton

You combine all the elements of a mad scientist, a brash philosopher,
a humble researcher, and a money-hungry attracter of tourists. With all these features,
you could build something monumental or get chased around by your own demons. Probably
both, in fact. A movie based on your life would make millions, and spawn at least two
sequels thatwouldn't be very good. Be very careful around islands.



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