January 17th, 2008


One Word Meme

One word to describe me ... just one single word.

Leave it in my comments.

Then post this message on your journal (or not) and see how many strange and interesting things people say about you!

Yanked from elfwench, the incredibly amazing, strong, determined,  and brave.
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The Farmer...

A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin.

The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper
wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the

" Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
years.   I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about
90% of all the work around here.   He makes about $10 per week, pays  his
own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me,"  replied the farmer.
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