February 15th, 2008


Draggin' Ass

Finally forced myself to leave the house this morning. Over an hour late. This isn't who I am...I generally love life and I even love my job...I've got a serious lack of focus right now though. Especially at work.

I hate drag assing. And that's all I've done this week. Drag my ass into work...Drag my ass home...Drag my ass into the shower...Drag my ass to the store...Drag my ass out the door.

Just Draggin' My Ass!

I may need to get out of town this weekend. Or at least out of the house...I think maybe the former would do me more good than the latter. And I'm off thru Tuesday this next week...

And I cannot pretend that my B-Day, which is looking to be as much of a non event as VD was, or Christmas, or any other holiday over the last year or so, is not weighing on my mind. 

Now that I've seen the above in print as it were, I definitely need a change of scenery. I'm certain of it. Get my camera, the mac, a bunch of batteries (for the camera), a few days worth of clothes, likkle smoke ~ and bail. Would do me a world of good, I'm sure...

This non relationship I'm trapped in, is driving me crazy...

Not so much because of the relationship, or lack of one. I can generally deal with that part because i know it is temporary. 

But just the utter absurdity of the entire situation. It's CRAZY!
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Say What?

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'


Since Y'all Liked That Last One so Well

Here's Another...D' Cajun Archaeologist

New York State
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, 'The Morning Advocate', a local newspaper in Lafayette reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 30 feet in rice fields near Forked Island , Robert Joseph (Bobby Joe) Boudreaux, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Boudreaux has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Louisiana had already gone wireless.'

*TexasT's runs and hides*