Benign What you be after you be eight Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Catscan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark D&C Where Washington is Dilate To live long Enema Not a friend Fester Quicker than someone else Fibula A small lie G I Series World Series of military baseball Hangnail What you hang your coat on Impotent Distinguished, well known Labor Pain Getting hurt at work Medical Staff A Doctor's cane Morbid A higher offer than I bid Nitrates Cheaper than day rates Node I knew it Outpatient A person who has fainted Pap Smear A fatherhood test Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative A letter carrier Recovery Room Place to do upholstery Rectum Damn near killed him Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman emperor Tablet A small table Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport Tumor More than one Urine Opposite of mine Varicose Near by/close by