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April 8th, 2008

About sums it up...

My day that is...

Whew! What a day...More to come tomorrow.


Redneck Medical Terms

Watch out! Groaners ahead. You have been warned.

Benign          What you be after you be eight
Bacteria        Back door to cafeteria
Barium          What doctors do when patients die
Catscan        Searching for Kitty
Cauterize     Made eye contact with her
Colic             A sheep dog
Coma           A punctuation mark
D&C             Where Washington is
Dilate           To live long
Enema         Not a friend
Fester          Quicker than someone else
Fibula          A small lie
G I Series   World Series of military baseball
Hangnail    What you hang your coat on
Impotent     Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain        Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff     A Doctor's cane
Morbid       A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates     Cheaper than day rates
Node         I knew it
Outpatient        A person who has fainted
Pap Smear      A fatherhood test
Pelvis       Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative      A letter carrier
Recovery Room   Place to do upholstery
Rectum     Damn near killed him
Secretion  Hiding something
Seizure     Roman emperor
Tablet        A small table
Terminal   Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor       More than one
Urine         Opposite of mine
Varicose   Near by/close by  


Oh This is Gonna Take Some Time...

Hope you have got plenty of it. Because this damned game is seriously addictive:



via ladyqkat onhoedownhick's page...

I can tell where I'llbe spending the next 39 years trying to solve this one. Can't seem to get past the 55/60 mark...



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