June 6th, 2008


How Men Think...

A woman was in a coma. She had been there for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area when she noticed there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. She tried it again, and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.

The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will stimulate her enough to bring her out of her coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but when they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy, he finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined...no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened,' they cried!

The husband said,' I'm not sure. Maybe she choked???'

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Ain't Technology a Wonderful Thing?

Here I sit on the bus in the HOV on the effin' Katy Frwy!

Must be something majorly screwed up ahead. We haven't moved in fifteen minutes or so. Wonder if I can check Transtar with this contraption. Brb...
Yeah I can, maps and all but the map has no info on the HOV. Crap!

Was talking to one of our interns today when he got a "dear John" email (email!!) from his Gf of two years. Think he saw this one coming because though he was upset, I think he was more upset that it came in the form of an email.
Offered to take him for beers. (He is twenty) He declined, saying he was alright.

These kids today!

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