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July 7th, 2008

Happy Birthday RAH!

Even though we never met, I still miss you, Admiral!

I read everything you wrote. Enjoyed most of it. Even those last few weirdo books you wrote...


Robert A. Heinlein, b. 7 July 1907. d. 8 May 1988

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Heinlein

http://www.heinleinsociety.org/

COD4 For Mac

I am not so patiently waiting for this release of Call of Duty 4. Played the 360 version some. And I wants my own copy...



Amazon says towards the end of August...Sheesh.

New Header Image Today

The nice calming tones of B&W are brought to you by the word Zen...

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Bluegrass Music For Geeks!

Stumbled on this fella Tom O'Brien today. Then had to see if I couuld find the tune for y'all. About 2:28 into this video he launches into a tune called Runnin' Out of Memory. I think it is purty fahn!




Black Suit Or Blue Suit

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and s says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead.


She said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'


(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN!!!)

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