August 2nd, 2008

almost_a_toon_Ts

Aggies, Cajuns, and the Mafia

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate.

Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning. 'Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'' he began.

'Good work. Who are they?' the sergeant asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, 'de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia.'

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, 'How did you find that out in one night?'

'Well,' he replied, 'I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight.'

The sergeant nodded, 'I'll buy that. But what about the others?'

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, 'Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck.'

'Ah,' sighed the sergeant, 'And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?'

'De duck won'
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Caution: Real Posts Ahead!

dod-h-raven't really posted anything but fluff for quite sometime...Or at least it feels like that...To me.

Got some serious crap percolating around in my noggin as of late. Can't do it tonight though, the heat really sucked it out of me today...Spent most of the day driving up and down Texas 290. Couldn't get the car cool enough between stops to get it to a comfortable level. So I feel like I was in a pool all day. But not in a good way.

At any rate ~ "forewarned is forearmed" as the group of new agey type geeks I used to hang around with would have (and did) said...

...But what the hell you're gonna do with four arms is beyond me!

*grins*

Watch it...