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November 7th, 2008

The CPAP Blues...

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So Ah gots mah Machine
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And Ah gots new supplies
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It's all lookin' shiny and new
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Ah was so excited
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Then bedtime rolled aroun'
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Ah gots dem cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues!
Law's ah gots dem cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues.
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BadadeDow
I said then bedtime rooooolled aroun'
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And ah tried ta sleep
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But sleep wouldn't come
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Was it too much caffeine
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Or somethin' else
BadadeDow

TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow
Ah gots dem dirty cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues!
Laaaw's ah gots dem cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues.
TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow

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BadadeDow
So Ah gotta new mask
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An' Ah tried it on
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But ah couldn't breathe
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Ta save mah life
BadadeDow

TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow
Ah gots dem looow down cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues!
Law's ah gots dem cain't sleep wit da machine blues.
TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow

BaDaDeDow-DeDowdeDow
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BadadeDow
So Ah tore the mask off
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An' got up fer a'while
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An got de ol' mask
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Ah put the ol' thang on
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But it was too late
BadadeDow
To lay mah head down
BadadeDow

TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow
Ah gots dem funky cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues!
Law's ah gots dem cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues.
TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow

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BadadeDow
Ah say, it was too late, toooooo late!
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To lay mah head down
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So ah gots mah ass up
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An' Ah tooks me a showah
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An' Ah wen' out de do'
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An' Ah wen' ta work
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BaDaDeDow-DeDowdeDow
BaDaDeDow-DeDowdeDow
TweedleyDeedleyTweedleyDow
Ah gots low down, dirty cain't sleep wit da CPAP blues!
Ah say Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw's ah got 'em! Gots dem cain't sleeeeeeep wit da machine bah-luuuuuuu-hooooooos.

The CPAP Blues... by Sleep Deprived TexasT's

Seriously, that was me Wednesday night. I think the nasal pillow thing may just not be right for me right now. Nose just seems to close up when I get horizontal unless I take drugs. So having the mask that kinda covers up your nostrils doesn't really do me any good. So with about to hours to spare I got a full coverage mask and slept for about two hours. And went to work on about 4 total.

Bummer!

So last night I tried the ol' nasal pillows again and after a few minutes finally gave up and went back to the mask. I'll talk to the ENT in a couple weeks about that crap.

So I slept better last night. And I think I will tonight too.

Having a beer with my blues right now...*grins*

HAPPY WEEKEND!

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