November 21st, 2008

almost_a_toon_Ts

Surprise!

Opened the hall closet on my way out the door a little while ago. The cat mewed like a girl and wandered outta there. Suspect his dumbass wandered in there when the Queen got her topcoat out of there this morning.

Whoops!

Little shit coulda been stuck in there all DAY! Hmmmmm..

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A Senior Moment?

Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one', the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.
'The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones, computers with light-speed processing...and more.'

After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:
'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them.
Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?'

The applause was amazing......
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    Hah! Take that, youngster!
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Best Not Lose Those Grandkids, Gramps!



A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'



'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

'Johnnie Walker Black Label and women with big tits.'
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    heh!
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