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December 9th, 2008

At the End of a Murderous Day...

Me: Hello. Is this *the flaming idiot who sent out an email to a global distribution list complaining about his access?*

He: Uhh Yes?

Me: Okay. This is TexasT's with SAP Security. You now have my complete and utter attention. Is this what you wanted? I've had two managers and a supervisor call me about this note.

He: I AM REALLY sorry about that. I tried to recal~

Me: Well since it was a GLOBAL distribution list...You'll only be able to recall messages from the folks that are offline.

He ~*~

Me: Now that you have my undivided attention, is there something I can do for you?

He: ~*~

Me: *snerk* Thought so...


How Some Republican Men Think

Got this from a Neocon I used to consider a very good friend.

Subject: Fwd: Participate in a Scientific Test

You can do this at home.

We Pose The Question:

Who is mans best friend, your wife or your dog?

The Scientific Process:

Put both of them in the trunk of your car.

One hour later, open it up and see which one is happy to see you.




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