June 4th, 2009

Beach

BAH!

Gorgeous day in Houston, Texas today...Partly cloudy with a nice northerly breeze...Almost cool outside.

And here i am...STUCK IN CUBE CITY! DAMMIT!

We won't get too many more like this before summer sets in. And it will be a hot, wet Blast Furnace outside...

And here i am...STUCK IN CUBE CITY! DAMMIT!

Jeebus!
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What?!

 So there were these two 80 year twins   and they decided to celebrate thier birthday by going to the local whore house.
The madam got a look at them and told her assistant, "Take these two upstairs and give em a pair of blow up dolls. I ain't wasting my girls on a couple of old fossils like this..."

So they went to thier separate rooms and did the deed.
After they were talking about it.

One sez, "I sure was disappointed. all my girl did was lay there..."
 


The other says, "Well that was better than mine. She was a witch!

"A witch! How do you know that?"

"Well..." The other sez, "I bit her on the neck.
 

And SHE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW!!"
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