May 26th, 2010

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Red Dead Redemption Travel

While traveling to one of the missions via buck board on the other side of the game board, I had time to make a pot of coffee, go to the bathroom, text with a coworker, scan my emails, have a smoke, look at some journal entries, and make this post.

You can skip to you destination if you like, but it makes for a nice break.

The in game world is huge. Plus have you ever travelled by buck board or stage coach? it’s frickin’ slow. S-L-O-W. By todays standards.
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Direct to DVD...

What the hell was I thinking?! *grins*


Traci Lords is in this. She’s younger than I am. Time has not been kind. Now I frickin’ feel old too.

Princess of Mars

After a devastating enemy ambush leaves soldier John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) fighting for his life, he awakens to discover that the experimental treatment designed to save him has inexplicably transported him to Mars. On the red planet, Carter finds himself endowed with extraordinary powers -- and in the middle of a feud between warring alien races. Traci Lords also stars in this sci-fi adventure based on the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Cast:
Antonio Sabato Jr., Traci Lords, Matthew Lasky, Chacko Vadaketh, Noelle Perris
Director:
Mark Atkins
Genres:
Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Sci-Fi Adventure, Action Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Alien Sci-Fi
This movie is:
Campy
Format:
DVD and streaming (HD available)

This isn’t even a “B” movie. It is now available on Netlix direct too. Campy? No way...Do yourself a favor... Don’t bother.

Based on the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs... HAH! Not a frickin’ chance. Wotta POS.