Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things - right?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?