The Offspring Hey Dad...
Me - Hey kiddo ~ S'up?
The Offspring Not too much. Trying to unpack all our stuff.
Me - Cool. Not makin' much progress?
The Offspring No. Just too busy. I need to ask you something...
Me - k. What?
The Offspring Well...Are you going to be available to do the pictures for the next BooTown Fringe Festival?
Me - Well probably. When y'all planning on doing it?
The Offspring May 15, 16, 17.
Me - *Stunned* 2009?
Me - *laughs* Nothing like advance planning, eh?
The Offspring Well it was on my list of todo's...
Me - Who sets your todo's?
The Offspring I came out of one of the meetings with a list.
Me - Yeah?
The Offspring And you know how Mom is. She wants stuff done right away...
Me - *laughs harder* I certainly do know how your Mother is...*Note to newbies - The Offspring's mother is my first wife. We've been divorced for over 20 years at this point* Who's in charge of BooTown anyway?
The Offspring I AM ~ Mwa-Ha-Ha!
Me - Let me check my calendar *snicker* Yeah I can do it. At this point anyway. Subject to change since you guys pay me so well...Heh!
The Offspring Da-aaaaaaaaad~
Me - I know. I'm kidding, dammit.