He: Uhh Yes?
Me: Okay. This is TexasT's with SAP Security. You now have my complete and utter attention. Is this what you wanted? I've had two managers and a supervisor call me about this note.
He: I AM REALLY sorry about that. I tried to recal~
Me: Well since it was a GLOBAL distribution list...You'll only be able to recall messages from the folks that are offline.
Me: Now that you have my undivided attention, is there something I can do for you?
Me: *snerk* Thought so...