TexasT's (texasts) wrote,

Oh Yeah...Why sentence structure is so important.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was a difficult decision because they were both excellent workers. He decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. 
Debra came to work the next morning with a horrible hangover from partying most of the night before. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never needed to do this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit..

Thanx and a tip o' the ol' Cowboy hat to my friend "Bama-Tex"
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