Debra came to work the next morning with a horrible hangover from partying most of the night before. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never needed to do this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit.."
Thanx and a tip o' the ol' Cowboy hat to my friend "Bama-Tex"