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On My Way to the Canadian's the Other Day...

On the freeway I passed a Maserati in the Saturn Express. I was doing about 75... I didn't even realize it until I was right up beside him.

I think once he realized he had been lapped by a car with six hamsters under the hood, he really stood on it...

I bet he was going about 140 when he blew past me. It was like I was sitting at a red light or something.
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