TexasT's (texasts) wrote,

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One Day In a Pharmacy, Long Ago

My kid and I were picking up some scrips. As we were leaving we passed the condom display.

“What are those, Dad?“

”Those are called condoms, kid.“

”What are they for?“

”They are used for birth control, darlin’“

She thought on that for a second. ”Dad, why do they come in three sizes?“

“Well, the single ones are for High School kids. On a date on Friday night. The one with three in the package are for college kids. For Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.”

“What about the package with twelve?”

“Those are for old married folks. One for January. One for February. One for March...”
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