TexasT's (texasts) wrote,
TexasT's
texasts

Today's Public Service Anouncement!

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

So we may postulate the following:

WATER = POOP
WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit. 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service. 


To be taken with a grain of salt.
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