However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
So we may postulate the following:
WATER = POOP
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.
To be taken with a grain of salt.