The Offspring has sprung me. Gotta make a stop by her place, then she'll drop me at the house.
Then I'll plant my carcass on the couch for the rest of the day.
The Offspring has sprung me. Gotta make a stop by her place, then she'll drop me at the house.
Then I'll plant my carcass on the couch for the rest of the day.
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