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Important Stats from DOH...

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:  
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites             133
 
Hernias                  1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases         3,172
Enlarged Prostates       8,249
Breast Implants         59,350
Natural Blonds               3
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