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Little Girl and an Athiest

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.

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( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
belleaire
Aug. 4th, 2011 01:27 am (UTC)
I dunno shit either! LOL...
texasts
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:47 am (UTC)
Ha. Nope not me either!
fizzyland
Aug. 4th, 2011 02:11 am (UTC)
At least I know shit is real.
texasts
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:47 am (UTC)
Exactly!
elvenforever
Aug. 4th, 2011 06:10 am (UTC)
Heh, that was pretty funny. :)
texasts
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:48 am (UTC)
Yeah!
ellierachael
Aug. 4th, 2011 09:37 am (UTC)
hahaha
longnwindngroad
Aug. 4th, 2011 10:26 am (UTC)
That was good.
texasts
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
Yeah it was...
kabuldur
Aug. 4th, 2011 11:07 am (UTC)
Haha :)
texasts
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:52 am (UTC)
;-)
robinskij
Aug. 4th, 2011 12:52 pm (UTC)
I liked that a lot.
texasts
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
Me too!
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