Much to my dismay, I discovered my iPod touch in my pocket where my wallet should have been. WTF?! Still trying to figure that one out.
Had no cards AND no cash. Luckily the owner was there, so I had a quick word with him. They put my ticket on the bulletin board behind the cash register and I promised to pay the next time I was in. And I will of course.
Smooooooooooooooooooth, T. Well done.