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Great Googly Moogly It's Saturday

I Know a Bunch of Funny People

Had a reply from the former bartender last night. Sent a couple hours after my initial reply. Said everyone there wanted to know ‘Who I was in for the night and some reference to ‘a blue pill’.

Buncha fucking comedians at that place was all I sent back, . Sheesh.

Last I checked I didn't need the little blue pill. But you never know. Could be fun!

I suspect it was her own attempt at humor. Strange one that. Makes a pretty good attempt at pushing me away and then flirts… Hmmmmmmm. I’m sure there are some other guys that would be willing to entertain her. I know there are, I’ve talked to ‘em.

Wonder if she really thought I was going to drop everything and go and keep her company.


Where You Go I’ll follow. Unless I am pushed!

Two of the posters I hung yesterday have flung themselves off the wall. 3M Command strips didn’t work. I never heard a thing! Sleep like the dead apparently.

Looks to me like the one above the other failed and took the bottom one with it. Great. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Time for nail hangers… The first few of those strips I’ve used have held on.

Oh well. Take care of that after coffee and a shower. Perhaps a little breakfast. They won’t be falling agasin. *grins*

Coffee and the paper. First.



( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 1st, 2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
That sounds like a professional flirt to me. The blue pill joke is a jab at your manhood too, basically she is calling you a limp old guy.

I don't know if that would make me want to accomplish anything other than getting her into the sack and then sending her on her way. Long term? Nah. ;)
Dec. 1st, 2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Well she was a bartender. A newly minted one. And she learned really quickly to use clothing and attitude. She's got a masters in computer science for chrissakes. A very quick study.

Someone over there was taking a shot all right. Not sure. Don't care.

But I ain't sure I want to work as hard as it would probably take to get her into the sack. I know that sounds terrible, but she would not be long term for me. I just don't do that conquest thing. I'm too old, too fat and just too damned ornery.
Dec. 2nd, 2012 12:37 am (UTC)

Ok, you made me LOL. Too funny, you are.
Dec. 2nd, 2012 12:41 am (UTC)
" I'm too old, too fat, too funny and just too damned ornery."

Noted. And added.
Dec. 2nd, 2012 12:58 am (UTC)
I don't necessarily agree, but it still made me snerk.

Well, the ornery part, yeah. But ain't we all?
Dec. 2nd, 2012 09:05 am (UTC)
Are you sure they weren't throwing themselves off the wall in despair? ;)
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