A book no self respecting cube rat should be without! I think it should be displayed prominently in a place of honor just to scare the crap out of the powers that be!
"We have standards you know! Get that bamboo matting out of here! This kind of stuff is not allowed! It doesn't meet standard! And those paper lanterns! Scandalous! This cannot be allowed."
Oh well! Gotta go see if I can figure out what is leaking in the attic. Meh!