From someone at my bar tonight.

"Have you seen how small your car is? For chrissakes!?!"

My first thought was, What th' actual fuck?

Some may not have heard this, I was rear ended on a rainy day last week, by some kid in a Jeep Grand Cherokie. And yeah the traffic was screwed. I was at a dead stop when the vehicle behind smacked me. He might have been doing 5 mph. Lil'Red suffred a crack in the bumper and it 'feels' like there is some tailgate damage.

'Lucky to be alive,' is a bit of a stretch.

Sometimes you don't have to look for stupid, it just reaches out and touches you.