Coffee Machine, Dad?
Stopped downstairs to try the new coffee machine they installed in the Hi-rise after the kitchen got flooded out last year. It makes a latte that is *bleeeeechhh* sweet… Asked The Offspring she who used to be a $tarBuck$ Barista about that… “Coffee Machine, Dad?”
She: Most coffee machine *now* add sugar into expresso type drinks.
M: WTF?! Residual from the previous drink?
S: Maybe but machine lattes usually have sugar in them to make coffee more palatable
M: Really. That’s kinda stupid. Order a latte. You know it won’t be sweet.
S:Starbucks culture makes people think coffee is supposed to be sweet
M: Really *Hmph*
M: Just for the sake of science thought I’d try another. Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll sweet…
S: Hah there’s def sugar in there.
Any way the Yoga Pants Thing.
Decided since is was such a nice day I’d sit on the patio down by the pool and have coffee after she dropped me off at **the Cave** from that odious chore with the countyand read my book sitting out in it. Lovely day.
No repercussions this time thank the gods. Once I got in, I was out fairly quickly. Told her the Tranny story, she actually got me on it I think.
… Sorry for the digression
So I got my cup of coffee and went out to the patio. There was a seeming parade of Yoga panted *Is that a word, or just what I was doing…?* persons passing through the area. Repeatedly. I didn’t mind. Not one little bit. Might be sitting down there still, except both my broken toes started throbbing. I wanted to get back to the Cave and take my shoes off.
One gal stopped at the table I was sitting at to ask me if I was the one that won the Gift Card? So now I guess I’m ‘That old guy that won the $100 gift card’.